RAFAEL ARAUJO
Artist Rafael Araujo (facebook)
ok but 21st century vampires
So THAT is why coconut water was being sold at my old office!
1. No matter how many design concepts you produce, the client will always attempt to combine their weakest elements.
2. Keep all emails down to two sentences – three or more and they won’t get read to the end.
3. Never ask two or more questions in an email – you’ll only get one answer.
4. Don’t expect clients to take your written payment terms as more than guidance.
5. If they ask for more it’s trivial. If you ask for more it’s prissy.
6. Any client that says “I could do this myself, but…” actually can’t, and they aren’t worth the hassle.
yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.
wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.
america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.
im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon
english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport.
‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand.
the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america.
what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?
english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*
american wizard: six beers
@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best
thank you my patronus is a monster truck
I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.
Harry: *staring at Draco Malfoy’s dot on the maurader’s map, muttering* what are you up to, Malfoy?
Draco: *from across the common room* we’re literally in the same room, Potter. You can see me completing my Potions essay.
Harry: *still staring at the marauder’s map* hmmmm
newt: but sir this is my emotional support niffler
guard: i don't care, you can't take it in the bank